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"Hey, there's a shooting star, I wish I could have a long sleep hahaha"

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"Papa, I'm terrified. What if everyone in the country gets Polio?"

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After being arrested, I was amazed at the coronavirus response that the prison had implemented.

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With all of the free time I've had I decided to try my hand at gardening, but for some reason I'm having terrible luck.

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Well I just discovered I have magic shit.

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My nephew saw a hooters but he thought they were a fictional restaurant from movies so he asked about it saying "I didn't know they were real."

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I love my big brother

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I left my heart in San Francisco

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hey, there's a shooting star, I wish I could have a long sleep hahaha"	8
"Papa, I'm terrified. What if everyone in the country gets Polio?"	8
After being arrested, I was amazed at the coronavirus response that the prison had implemented.	8
[deleted by user]	8
With all of the free time I've had I decided to try my hand at gardening, but for some reason I'm having terrible luck.	8
Well I just discovered I have magic shit.	8
My nephew saw a hooters but he thought they were a fictional restaurant from movies so he asked about it saying "I didn't know they were real."	8
I love my big brother	8
I left my heart in San Francisco	8
[deleted by user]	8